爱是一种饥饿感

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
cometcrystal
rustpuppy

How long would it take you to walk from your home to the nearest grocery store?

≤15 minutes

≤30 minutes

≤45 minutes

≤1 hour

≤2 hours

≤3 hours

≤6 hours

≤12 hours

>12 hours

*If you can't walk that far or the roads to the store aren't safe to walk just pretend you can and they are for the purposes of this poll.

the closest grocery store is 2 minutes by foot. there are two more that are about five minutes by foot and another that is seven. oh also another one that's about 5 minutes away it's small I forgor it exists
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voyagevisuelle

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

serionsly

or you know this could be photoshopped

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but idk

you tell me

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin

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this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

coolstoryrob

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This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

bestrooftalkever

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Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp

I’m fucking done with this site

vikinglibertarian

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This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

deltadragoon

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neener-nina

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

rnother-hen

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

bidfox

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

memeseverdie

Nothing will ever be better than the last one

theinfiknight

HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ

ask-link-the-hylian-champion

That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-

locatescape

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mandatalks

Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.